Or other people do the work, and I show it to you, my adoring public

An open letter to Grimbsy Town - The Spoiler

Why kick one ball when three will do? - You Tube

Stock up on earplugs for the World Cup. Those bloody horns are coming back - Dirty Tackle

John Motson Hates Football Violence - You Tube

Hamilton 2 Motherwell 2. Why do you care? Because you've got thru to 4m 28seconds, that's why - You Tube

Northwich fan club chief hails historic day, bemoans Drury’s sickening commentary on historic day - Extravagant Nonsense

Brazilian women’s team attacks referee - You Tube