Occasional musings upon the noble game.

Played variably.

Written consistently poorly.


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I've often wondered why I never got to play professionally in Spain

Posted by Nik Myles on Monday, January 18, 2010, In : General 
Goal!



Or not...


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Notts County are '23rd most popular team in the world'

Posted by Nik on Wednesday, January 13, 2010, In : General 


Notts County are the 23rd most popular team in the world - according to the FIFA 10 football game.

Research by manufacturers of the game found Notts are played more than some Premier League clubs, international giants Italy and Argentina, and Nottingham Forest.

Standing are calculated based on the teams that gamers from all over the world choose.

It is believed Sven-Goran Eriksson's arrival as director of football has been one of the key contributors to their rise up the table.


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Dodgy keeper

Posted by Nik on Wednesday, January 13, 2010, In : General 



The old addage goes that women's football is ok, but the goalkeepers continue to be the weak link. This may be lazy analysis, it may be true. However, this logic also stands fair when watching the African Cup of Nations (or not, given that the BBC don't appear to give a rats ass about the tournament) Anyway, spurious stereotypes aside, it's time to laugh at someone injuring himself uneccesarily


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What's the official term for this?

Posted by Nik Myles on Sunday, January 10, 2010, In : General 


There's a toe poke. There's a shinner. Hand ball. Is this a case of ball to, well...


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Unbelievablo, Jeffi

Posted by Nik Myles on Sunday, January 10, 2010, In : General 

Passes the time. And it's better than Dave Allen.



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Cabin Fever

Posted by Nik Myles on Monday, January 4, 2010, In : General 

Bored now. Three weeks I've made plans, and three weeks the bloody weather has intervened. It looks pretty an' all, but really, it's inconveniencing me.



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Mealy mouthed men and marketing

Posted by Nik Myles on Tuesday, December 22, 2009, In : General 

Just been reading up on the fiasco at Buckie Thistle, all perfectly encapsulated (when isn't it?) on 200%. It seems unnecessary for me to add further words when Ian has already written so eloquently, but I couldn't let it pass.

The web is full of video of football matches, of varying quality. Both the football and the footage, that is. And whilst the authorities at the top end of the market may feel they are protecting their "product" by trying to limit such footage, those who seek...
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Those funny little colonials.

Posted by Nik Myles on Friday, December 18, 2009, In : General 

In the course of trawling through my reader feeds, I happened upon this article from The Guardian recalling the Vancouver Whitecaps. Not something that would usually grip my imagination, but the tale of the 1979 NASL Championship game is one which surely deserves greater examination. The bare facts, as ripped from that article, are a game of 3 1/2 hrs, two penalty shoot outs, a disallowed goal, player protests and laughably weak refereeing. But my ammended version doesn't do the tal...
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The best own goal ever?

Posted by Nik Myles on Wednesday, November 18, 2009, In : General 
So the standard may not be the highest, but still...


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Stony Brook Men's Soccer Semifinal Shootout

Posted by Nik Myles on Wednesday, November 18, 2009, In : General 
You only need to watch this for about 30 seconds or so, don't worry
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Player sentenced to 40 lashes for drinking alcohol in Sudan

Posted by Nik Myles on Wednesday, November 18, 2009, In : General 

From The Spoiler

A promising Nigeria U-21 star has been sentenced to 40 lashes of the whip, after being found guilty of drink driving in Khartoum, the capital of Sudan.

Striker Stephen Worgu, who plays for first division side Al-Merreikh, was ordered to pay fines of £12 for alcohol consumption and £48 for driving under the influence.

Worgu’s lawyer is appealing the case, while Al-Merreikh are also pleading his innocence. In an interview with the BBC in April, Worgu said:

I am finding it ha...


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What's the difference between one-nil and two-nil?

Posted by Nik Myles on Wednesday, November 18, 2009, In : General 


First seen on Pitch Invasion
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An angry linesman

Posted by Nik Myles on Wednesday, November 18, 2009, In : General 




First seen on Dirty Tackle

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A right kick in the nuts

Posted by Nik Myles on Wednesday, November 18, 2009, In : General 

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50p head. Aimless headers from around the web

Posted by Nik Myles on Thursday, November 12, 2009, In : General 
Or other people do the work, and I show it to you, my adoring public

An open letter to Grimbsy Town - The Spoiler

Why kick one ball when three will do? - You Tube

Stock up on earplugs for the World Cup. Those bloody horns are coming back
- Dirty Tackle

John Motson Hates Football Violence - You Tube

Hamilton 2 Motherwell 2. Why do you care? Because you've got thru to 4m 28seconds, that's why - You Tube

Northwich fan club chief hails historic day, bemoans Drury’s sickening commentary...

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Twenty Things You Always See or Hear at Non-league Football....

Posted by Nik Myles on Thursday, November 12, 2009, In : General 
No. Description
1 A man with a bright red face and enormous flared trousers.
2 The local town nutter who declares that he loves his local team so much and never, ever, misses a game, before mysteriously disappearing somewhere during the second half.
3 The failed tactician. Usually stands behind managers dugouts in a mid-nineties Adidas training coat, Fara...

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Progressing the image of the Women's game

Posted by Nik Myles on Friday, November 6, 2009, In : General 
WTF?

I'm all for hilarious observations about the standard of goalkeeping in Women's football. But this? How is this in any way a good thing? (unless you like women in communal baths, obviously)


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In brief

Posted by Nik Myles on Friday, November 6, 2009, In : General 
Goodness from Studs Up

Wolves turning players into freezepops

The fairer sex (with ads to start you off)

Ouch. Just ouch.

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I keep it now

Posted by Nik Myles on Friday, November 6, 2009, In : General 

Whenever a ball goes into the stands during a match, I always wonder what would happen if the person who grabs it decides that he’s keeping that sucker and that there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

Well, that’s exactly what happened during the Switzerland v Germany match at the U17 World Cup. When the guy in the blue shirt got his hands on that ball, he wasn’t about to give it back — even when everyone around him turned against him and tried to pry it out of his hands.

Oh, and...


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Teach 'em young

Posted by Nik Myles on Friday, November 6, 2009, In : General 
Always said Dakota were a dirty bunch


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The week in (very brief) review

Posted by Nik Myles on Sunday, November 1, 2009, In : General 
Stolen from around the internet

  • Is this the latest tackle ever?

c/o Dirty Tackle

  • This is exactly what we want to see

c/o Football Bits and Pieces


  • Arsene Wenger wants to Slap Gary Neville


c/o 3nil

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Fun at Chelsea's expense.

Posted by Nik Myles on Thursday, October 22, 2009, In : General 
You know me. I don't hold much truck with the Champions League, and all the media hype that surrounds it. However, it does occassionally gift moments such as this. And for that alone we should all be grateful.


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Football captain launches Cantona-style attack on fan

Posted by Nik Myles on Thursday, October 22, 2009, In : General 


This is the moment a former captain of St Austell Football Club climbed into the stands and confronted a Newquay football fan in his seat.


lee whetter attacks newquay fan

Player Lee Whetter had been sent off just moments before he entered into the Poltair Park stand where a loyal bunch of supporters had been cheering on the Peppermints.
Shocked onlookers, including a woman cradling a newborn baby, tried to restrain the player, but not before he grappled with Newquay FC stalwart Mark ‘The Judge’ Charles. Curren...
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Mexico To Screen "First Ever" 3D Football Match

Posted by Nik Myles on Thursday, October 22, 2009, In : General 

The match between top Mexican sides America and Guadalajara on Sunday will be screened in 3D.

Broadcasters Televisa claimed on Wednesday it will be the first broadcast of its kind in the world.
"You're going to witness something that will make history," Elias Rodriguez, general manager of Televisa operations, told a news conference.
"We're talking about three dimensions...we're taking this new step forward in football," said Javier Alarcon, editor of Televisa Deportes (Sport).
The Cla...
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Farenheit 2010, a teaser.

Posted by Nik Myles on Wednesday, October 21, 2009, In : General 

World Cup 2010
gets the expose-esque documentary treatment from South African filmmaker Craig Tanner and Levitation Films. It already caused a bit of a stir at the Durban International Film Festival and looks to repeat the trick worldwide upon it's release (date TBD).

According to the filmmakers "Fahrenheit 2010 cuts through the hype, with an uncompromising examination of what the World Cup means for South Africans themselves - in particular, who actually stands to benefit from the diversion...
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"Jesus Zamora" is more than a Fulham Fan's Mantra

Posted by Nik Myles on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, In : General 
The debate about who has the best (funniest) name in football has long ranged. Well now Midfield Dynamo have provided you with the defenitive list. Bless 'em

Einar Aas Signed by Cloughie back in 1981 from Bayern Munich, central defender Aas became the first Norwegian to play professionally in England.
Chiqui Arce The surname Arce is funny. But to give yourself the moniker 'Chiqui' is inspired. Real name Francisco Javier Arce, Ch...

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The Rafa Benitez School of Gesticulation

Posted by Nik Myles on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, In : General 
Seeing as everyone else is making hay with Rafa Benitez and the whole beach ball thang(is it even worth linking to), Oops thought it might be appreciated if we poked fun at something else instead. 




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Who Needs A Stretcher?

Posted by Nik Myles on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, In : General 
Put The Wood In The Hole, Son In these tough fiscal times, it's all about multi-purpose equipment..


(man hugs to The Spoiler for this spot)

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The Alternative Route To Wembley

Posted by Nik Myles on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, In : General 
sutton witton

Sutton Coldfield Town 2 Witton Albion 3 (aet)

FA Trophy First Round Replay

Mon Oct 19th

At half past four yesterday afternoon, I contacted Oops' Central England Correspondent for his opinion on this game. His response? "I live 10 minutes from the ground, my mate is manager, I have a free ticket, and I'm not going" Well, who was laughing as the clocks struck 10pm and the ref blew the final whistle eh?


It's downhill from here

I didn't make Retford's Trophy game agai...

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Farsley Celtic back in trouble

Posted by Nik Myles on Friday, October 16, 2009, In : General 
Farsley Celtic Back In Trouble Farsley Celtic's future was last night again thrown into doubt after it was revealed the taxman will not support the Company Voluntary Arrangement designed to save the club.

The Conference North outfit came within minutes of folding last month after their Throstle Nest home was locked by administrators only for a consortium led by president John Palmer to ride to the rescue at the last minute.

Celtic had been served with a winding up order by the Inla...
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Mark 'em Avenue! Mark 'em tighter than that!

Posted by Nik Myles on Wednesday, October 14, 2009, In : General 
The ephemeral majesty of the FA Cup. The stuff of schoolboy dreams, of romanticised days out, and of Liverpool in cream suits.

It's all a long way from the Horsfall Stadium in Bradford, where Buxton and Bradford Park Avenue huffed and puffed for near enough ninety minutes, both resolutely refusing to do anything of much note. The previous Saturday the two teams had provided what was by all accounts a fairly decent game, and I can only assume that the effort that went into that display left t...
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Is this the worst away end in football?

Posted by Nik Myles on Wednesday, October 14, 2009, In : General 
The Worst Away End in Football? Football Spotter has unearthed a little gem, which should hopefully put complaints abiut obscured views and overly officious stewarding into some sort of perspective.
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Columbia and Chile don't care for the World Cup

Posted by Nik Myles on Friday, October 9, 2009, In : General 
Columbia and Chile do battle over the weekend in what is, for Columbia at least, a win or die match in their bid to travel to South Africa next summer. So important, in fact, that the Columbian FA were confident of selling out the Atansio Giradot stadium in Medelin. Capacity between 40661 and 53000 depending on your source.


Imagine their disappointment then when, as of Wednesday, they had sold the princely number of 134 tickets. That's one hundred. And thirty four.

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Highbury - The Developers Years

Posted by Nik Myles on Thursday, October 8, 2009, In : General 
Two things strike me about this clip on the redevelopment of Highbury, Norf Lundun. Firstly, it is pleasing to see that journalistic standards in local news reports are consistently poor, regardless of the self-perceived importance of the host broadcaster. And secondly, I actually quite like what they've done with the place. Despite ten years in dat der Lundun, I never once made it to Highbury. Mainly because I was too busy despising their fans from afar (or EN5 anyway).

Begrudgingly I ha...
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An open letter to Mr Peter Johnson, owner and chairman of Tranmere Rovers Football Club...

Posted by Nik Myles on Wednesday, October 7, 2009, In : General 
Tranmere Rovers were good. Once."Good" being a relative term, obviously. Having moved away, my love has dwindled. But they will remain my first love. Unlike those I stood, and sat, with during my formative years, I have fallen in love elsewhere. But we all look upon those halcyon days with fondness. Which is why the current debacle at Prenton Park concerns me so much. I say "concerns" but in truth it is more "amuses", as the distance and alienation means that whilst I don't enjoy see...
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Guess who's back?

Posted by Nik Myles on Sunday, September 27, 2009, In : General 
It's been a while, no? Have you missed me? Have you noticed? Huh. Oh well.

Circumstances, masquerading as apathy, have conspired render updates of this corner of the internets somewhat, shall we say "spasmodic"? But, dear reader, those times are behind us. Maybe. Indeed, this blog may well actually become a focus for me. No doubt I'll give more details later, but for now, let's just say there is less certainty in my life. So firstly admire the majesty of the partially updated "Where...
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Chester City

Posted by Nik Myles on Wednesday, August 5, 2009, In : General 
When I were a mere slip of a lad, I had little professed interest in football. I grew up on the posh side of the Wirral (I could see Wales as opposed to Liverpool from my bedroom window), and those friends I had followed Liverpool or Everton. As things moved along, more and more people seemed to be interested in Tranmere. This was the late 80's, and The Whites were rubbish. To the point where they escaped relegation on the last day of the season in the 86-87 season. So it could never be claim...
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Footballer puts wind up referee

Posted by Nik Myles on Sunday, July 19, 2009, In : General 

A referee ordered a penalty to be retaken in a Sunday league football game when an opposition player broke wind as the ball was kicked.

The Chorlton Villa player got a yellow card for the noise which was classed as "unsporting behaviour".

The team, who conceded a goal on the second take, went on to win the match 6-4 against International Manchester FC at Turn Moss in Stretford, Manchester.

Villa manager Ian Treadwell said their conduct was "normally exemplary".

"One of our players 'brok...


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John Terry voted Dad of the Year

Posted by Nik Myles on Friday, June 19, 2009, In : General 
Am I the only one to see the irony in this?

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The Man From The Unibond....

Posted by Nik Myles on Wednesday, April 15, 2009, In : General 


He say "yes"

Club Statement - Ground Grading

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Intro

Posted by Nik on Sunday, March 1, 2009, In : General 
Lord knows how you've found this place. But found it you have. So have a penny for that.

As you will have guessed, this is a work in progress. Stuff will appear here over time. Some of it might be of interest. Most of it probably won't. But it'll do me.

Anyway, if you fancy learning more fascinating minutiae about this so-called life of mine, don't be a stranger, ya hear?
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