Ossett Town v Retford United
Unibond Premier Division
Saturday 10th October

I don't really know what to say about today. The drive up was nice enough, although I wasn't able to try the King's Arms as intended. If anyone can explain the horses wandering around Heath Common though, I would be hugely appreciative.



The ground deserved more in the way of attendance (160-odd), and whilst the natives were friendly enough, it would seem Ossett is fairly uninspiring place. That said, it's Wikipedia entry lists all manner of glittering alumni, ranging from Black Lace to Gail off of Corrie. So what do I know?


The game was largely ruined by a linesman with only a passing understanding of the offside rule, and two teams who seemed determined not to play football, despite both being extremely competent when they forgot themselves. The hosts took the lead when stand-in keeper Kingston had his customary lapse, and gifted them a two yard tap-in. The visitors meanwhile laboured hard, and yet again produced several good opportunities whilst struggling to put the game to bed. The equaliser came from a the head of Mick Godber (his 100th for the club in a little over 100 games) from a Bettney corner, and that was pretty much that for the first half. Marrison, Harvey and Barwick all spurned good chances for The Badgers, but 1-1 was a fair reflection.

Second half can be characterised by Ossett attacks and the linesmans flag. Kingston made ammends for his earlier error with a string of decent saves, whilst Godber became increasingly frustrated with the seemingly arbitrary implementation of the offside rule. There was a debut for Marquin Smith halfway through the second half, and his added bite in the centre began to pay dividends. With five minutes to go he produced a determined run down the right flank, before putting a cross for Godber to net his, and Retford's, second. Three points.

 Honestly, not a game that will live long in the memory, nor a town that I will be scurrying to revisit. Much like this guy, spotted ligging about on a freebie outside the ground.