Taken from
The
Western Mercury (including the poor puns):
Line-painting
jokers have taken a shot at a football club by
drawing a giant penis on its pitch.
A
phallus with two massive testicles adorned Worle FC's Station Road
ground on Monday morning after the artful pranksters struck.
Worle
FC assistant manager Mark Chesney said the club had locked its line
painter away for the weekend, so somebody must have brought their own
to the ground.
He said: "We reckon it
was a jealous player from a rival club and we
won't rest until we find out who.
"To be shafted like this
is a bitter pill to swallow, it's a balls up
which may leave our next fixture in doubt."
Off the top of my head, I can think of at least five people
who had better have a cast iron alabi for their movements over the
weekend.
