Taken from The Western Mercury (including the poor puns):

Line-painting jokers have taken a shot at a football club by drawing a giant penis on its pitch.

A phallus with two massive testicles adorned Worle FC's Station Road ground on Monday morning after the artful pranksters struck.

penis pitch

Worle FC assistant manager Mark Chesney said the club had locked its line painter away for the weekend, so somebody must have brought their own to the ground.

He said: "We reckon it was a jealous playe...
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